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Yogi Berra’s Top 25 Best Quotes

Updated: .September 26, 2015

In honor of the great Lawrence Peter ”Yogi” Berra who died Tuesday, we wanted to do a Top 10 List of our favorite quotes by The Great Philosophiser (No that wasn’t a typo). Unfortunately there so many good ones we had to turn it into a Top 25 list. So these are our Top 25 favorite quotes by Yogi.

Number 25-The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Number 24-It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

Number 23-I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Number 23-He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

Number 22-Pair up in threes.

Number 21-It gets late early out here.

Number 20-If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.

Number 19-It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Number 18-Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Number 17-In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

Number 16-Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Number 15-We have deep depth.

Number 14-How can you think and hit at the same time?

Number 13-I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Number 12-You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

Number 11-The future ain’t what it used to be.

And now for the TOP 10 “Yogisms” of all time in my opinion

Number 10-Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

Number 9-A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

Number 8-You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

Number 7-It’s like déjà vu all over again.

Number 6-When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Number 5-Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Number 4-It ain’t over till it’s over.

Number 3-Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Number 2-No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

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